The Sad Pretender

Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location

Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.

by Drakenology January 20, 2021

SAD

Standard American Diet

The SAD is an unhealthy and weight-gaining diet.

by lh0216 November 6, 2018

what a sad

when something is so sad you just need to say it

like when thanos dies in endgame

*thanos dies*

peter: what a sad

by what a sad guy May 6, 2019

sad

Helen McCallum

Helen McCallum had finished all her work, how sad is that?

by R$Z May 20, 2019

Sad Kid

A kid that is so sad that doesn't even deserve 5 likes.

vxltrix: That stupid fucking faggot SxnnyFPS is such a sad kid!!
IAmMacGab2K : You're damn right he's a SAD fucking kid.

by NickGurs March 31, 2019

Sad

If you are sad listen up. It will get better. Seriously like actually I know when you are sad you think it will never get better but like actually keep going because shit.gets. better.

I’m sad. :(

by Sry.for.my.akwardness June 15, 2018

Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit April 19, 2018