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Russness 

Murlach is ripped on vodka again. What severe Russness.
Russness by Crazy Jimmy May 3, 2003
Something you call a very fast person.
What are you, russian?
Russian by ImNotHræðYouAre June 3, 2017

The russian twist

When a man sits on a chair and a women procedes to sit on his dick and have sex with him, while at the same time she is giving him a hair cut.
Todd: "yo, did you get your haircut today?"
Kevin: "no i didn't"
Todd: "I thought you were"
Kevin: "No, who gets haircuts anymore, i got The russian twist"
The russian twist by Tkov Kdye Jsch December 30, 2011

Russian Hamster Race 

When a male proceeds to ejaculate on a women's anus and the cum rolls down towards the genitalia. The cum resembles a Russian hamster racing.
"BRO GUESS WHAT!?"

"What?"

"Last night my Russian Hamster raced to her Vag in 6 seconds!!!!"

"No way, NICE!"
Russian Hamster Race by GiggleGoat December 18, 2009

Tsarist Russia

a totally lame topic to do an oral presentation on....
Kristina decided it would be cool to do an oral presentation on Tsarist Russia

Kane realized she was wrong
very wrong
Tsarist Russia by kanekenney August 14, 2006

Russian Microwave 

Russian Microwave by BlGDADDY February 19, 2011