put a tarp over your trees

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

by dogdogbark February 14, 2023

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 03, 2023

put a crete in that hoe

shoot a mf with a big green or some shit idk

"put a crete in that hoe, like i am lebron james on a tuesday" - stove

by biggreen2000 May 01, 2022

put down for a nap

A euphemism for being drugged.

She pressed charges after being put down for a nap by Bill Cosby.

I was put down for a nap so they could perform surgery on me.

by wordyteen November 15, 2022

put out for pennies

Someone who down to get with that dick for a pennie will gargle the balls and swollow the sauce for that copper someone who will use that cooter to stop a school shooter for a small fee

Dude she put out for pennies you can totally get with her

by Kroch April 14, 2018

putting pokeballs in the items pocket

A modern or "hip" term for inserting ones dick into another's hoochie.

Random fuck boy: "DUDE I AM GOING TO BE PUTTING POKEBALLS IN THE ITEMS POCKET"
Random fuck boy 2: "What does that even mean?"
Random fuck boy 1: "I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING INTENSE!"

by xXp00nslaya6969Xx December 25, 2014

put a sock in it

Stop talking

Here's a sentence using "put a sock in it":

* The librarian shushed the chattering students, "Put a sock in it, everyone! Others are trying to read."

by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024