Pulling a Turco

Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :

1) Work got the best of me today.

2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.

3) I have to babysit my parakeet.

4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.

5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.

Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.

Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.

Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.

Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.

by Zeebot July 1, 2021

Pulling a Vanjay

When you know you have the right answer but you put up your hand anyway and ask the question in a way that proves your knowledge. Typicaly it is a "quick queston".

Teachers Pet:So teacher if I multiply 0.5 by 2 then square it then take its reciprocal and finally take its cubic root will i get one?
Anyone: Yo that fuck is pulling a vanjay

by Whoever you want meto be man! February 3, 2008

pulling a Judson

The act of wearing a pink shirt with plaid shorts while constantly using sweet sayings such as "thats what she said"

dude 1:are you dressing up to go out tonight?
other dude:Not sure, i was thinking of pulling a Judson
dude 1:what do you mean?
other dude:its easy, you just need a pink shirt and plaid shorts
dude 1: wow, thats hard man
other dude:thats what she said!

by boredatwork4 July 17, 2009

pulled a beck

leaving friends at a bar, usually without a ride, without telling them you're leaving.

(inspired by the guy who started it all Becker)

guy...i'm going to take a leak

friends...o.k.

20 minutes later

friends...damnit. he pulled a beck. now we have to cab it.

by kevinbecker January 2, 2008

Pull a Kardashian

When you become famous for making a sextape

Sydney was trying to pull a Kardashian but no one wanted to watch that shizzznit.

by DuhReelDeelDawhg April 25, 2014

pull a BP

Turning off an alarm so it won't wake you up.

If you want to steal a few hour of sleep without that alarm waking you up just pull a BP.

by EEEEgods July 24, 2010

Pulling A Jessie

When Someone Uses Drugs To Alter Their Performance

"I Can't Believe Barry Bonds Is Pulling A Jessie"

by HEYOHCAPTAINJACK2299 July 6, 2017