Phallusy Fallacy

When a man wrongly believes that his penis is much larger than is actually is, he is living.

I was with this guy last night who listed "well endowed" on his Tinder profile. Maybe if he was comparing it to his pinkie finger. Girl, that dude is experiencing a phallusy fallacy.

by keywest4life March 10, 2020

Phallic homocide

When your girl says if I have one more orgasm, I'm going to die,and you you kill her

It wasn't premeditated, it was accidental phallic homocide

by Kevinkalel March 17, 2020

Phall

A combination of CALL and PHONE.

"Lemme phall my friend real quick"

by Sabrona_sabs June 7, 2020

Phallometrically challenged

Has a small penis

Girl: Why did you break up with that guy?
Girl 2: He was phallometrically challenged 😭

by Bina Bina February 13, 2021

phallopharynx

section of the human throat pharynx that is involved in fellatio through contact with the penis or the force of ejaculate, normally inclusive of sections of the oropharynx, but can include the hypopharynx during a well-endowed deepthroat or the nasopharynx on a bad day.

It wasn't until after my divorce that I realized I had a phallopharynx.

by NursePanda February 13, 2021

Phallulimus

Also known as Phallusinterlimusophilia, it is a kink or fetish for people putting their penises in slime.

I went on a date with Drki last night.

Drki? He's so weird. Isn't he into that phallulimus stuff?

by Sport Bili February 21, 2021

Phallism

The worship of penis ethier your dick or others despite sexual orientation that is akin to that of a religion but for the praisel of the all empowering cock.

In the name of all that is phallism praise that impressive throbing stature of a penis in all its gargantuan girth...

by Phallism April 24, 2021