by HarryRemixed March 19, 2023
Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.
'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
by epqb May 19, 2024
Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.
'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
by jay gee May 21, 2024
I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob
by Tbsbass1220 November 25, 2017
When one completes a Falkland Island Flickergooning session, which involves gooning whilst flicking the firefighter's cap of a man's penis while taking part in a tribal ritual around a campfire, one is taken back to the year 1982 at the beginning of the Falklands War.
Hey man, just finished Falkland Island Flickergooning. Really helped ease my stress; You know, it's final's week.
Dude, I'm gonna try that. Weed just doesn't hit the same.
Dude, I'm gonna try that. Weed just doesn't hit the same.
by BLVCKKYE December 05, 2024
An offshore province of New England dat had previously been separated from da mainland country and thus only reachable by boat or plane, but now has a vehicle-compatible bridge out to it.
Prince Edward Island is a good example of a "road island" in dat it used to be accessed mostly by car-ferries, but a bridge connecting it to Nova Scotia was eventually constructed.
by QuacksO December 17, 2024
A Fake island that was on maps for the longest time for no known reason.
The only thing we guessed is that someone saw a big rock that has probably sunk by now in the water and a dude named it sandy island.
The only thing we guessed is that someone saw a big rock that has probably sunk by now in the water and a dude named it sandy island.
Sailor numero 1: Woah dude you see that?
Sailor numero 2: That big rock?
Sailor numero 1: Nah I think it's an island.
Sailor numero 2: Thats obviously a rock!
Sailor numero 1 : Ima name it sandy island and put it on the map.
Sailor numero 2: I can't deal with you sometimes.
Sailor numero 1: I know.
Sailor numero 2: Ugh.
Sailor numero 2: That big rock?
Sailor numero 1: Nah I think it's an island.
Sailor numero 2: Thats obviously a rock!
Sailor numero 1 : Ima name it sandy island and put it on the map.
Sailor numero 2: I can't deal with you sometimes.
Sailor numero 1: I know.
Sailor numero 2: Ugh.
by Moss rock January 04, 2023