Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh

Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.

by longschlong79 August 24, 2021

Your mom

your mom can be used in plenty of situations pertaining to jokes, or diss's
If someone responds to something you said by saying "your mom!"
chances are your mom is one of the following.
1- a MILF,
2- hot
3- fat
4- extremly fat
5- A whore
6- ect..

a)"dude, what did you do last night?"
b) "Your mom!"

or in a negative context;

a) "oh god whats that smell?"
b) "Your mom!"

by Maaadie August 13, 2008

mom party

A box of wine. Usually cheap chardonnay or other mom-friendly wine. Recently marketed as "casks" to make middle age women feel less bad about the stigma of drinking wine from a box.

Let's avoid the kitchen, my mom and some friends are in there getting ripped on mom party.

by dr_adamg September 24, 2010

your mom

A phrase employed as a last ditch effort to save yourself in an arguement, avoid work, insult someone or simply when you have nothing else better to say.

Alex, did you do the rest of our very important project that's due today?

Errr..

You DIDN'T do it?! I can't believe how irisponsible you are!

I didn't do the project, but I did do your mom.

by DJ Silly Hat January 8, 2008

Lepy's Mom

1. Friggen Huge
2. Someone who has such size that it can effect the tides
3. Mother of Lepy

That whale has nothing on Lepy's Mom.
Did you see the new stadium being built, It's atleast one and a half Lepy's Mom.

by Dude Kickass March 9, 2005

Your mom

1. Vague insult used by exasperated pimple faced teenger.

2. Punctuation for anything at all, ever. Also retort for anything at all, ever. Doesn't have to make any sense, at all, ever.

3. Slut.

"I went to see Matrix Reloaded yesterday!"

"I went and saw your mom last night!"

"That Astrovan demolished the Echo."

"Your mom demolished my echo last night!"

by Skyline Rescue Dart June 10, 2006

mom-com

Romantic comedy or romcom specifically geared toward moms. Most mere mortals will not understand momcoms without a mom to translate the comedy for them. Momcommers will say things such as, "You wouldn't get it, you're not a mom" or "I guess I just really got the comedy because I am a mom"

Shirley went to the theater with her PTA friends to see Adam Sandlers new mom-com.

by MaryOnegative May 30, 2014