Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.

Bed snuggles

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020

shit the bed

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.

John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.

by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021

bed tent

An erection in the morning that makes your covers look like a tent

"Yeah I slept really well last night, woke up with a bed tent"

by lungdick October 25, 2015

Uno Go to Bed

When one's parent(s) enter the room while their microphone isn't muted and shout "UNO GO TO BED!"
This means that 1 person hence uno will be forcefully put to sleep.

Nadia the COD Player:Tyla "UNO GO TO BED"
Tyla:Guys I have to get off the gam---.
Me:It looks like uno had to go to bed

by Codename_Jeff April 13, 2024

Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.

"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.

by zig12 August 9, 2009

japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.

A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!

by holysanta July 17, 2025

Forever bed

A different term for coffin,

Comfort for a mother who has lost a child,

Isaac is now in his forever bed, forever sleeping

by Ashaboyle September 5, 2020