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Naughty Free Pass

The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.
by Pialinist December 26, 2021
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Dick-grabbed-free

When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.
Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free
by zozeyety November 27, 2020
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Free lunch motherfucker

A person who is always looking for something for free and will go to extreme measures to get it.
That free lunch motherfucker just ate their whole plate of food and complained they didn't like it and wants it removed from the bill.
by alphamongral November 28, 2016
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porn free zone

A Porn Free Zone (a pfz) is a device that is yet to screen pornographic videos. This could be your laptop, tablet or phone. This normally accurs when you first acquire your media device and feel it would be kept more clean with out viewing pornigraphic websites.
It is impossible for the device to go through its entire life cycle without porn but the battle to stay away as long as possible can become a mental challenge amongst peers.
(this does not include saved screenshots of snapchat sluts)
Tobe : hey did you see that creampie teen vid last night ?
Jord: no I didn't, any good ?
Tobe: yes mate, chuck us your phone and I'll get it up
Jord: no can do, it's a new phone and I'm keeping it a porn free zone
Tobe: what? You have had it 3 months and it's still pfz!! What the fuck
Jord: I know. I'm doing well

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by Mr Peeper June 26, 2016
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Free Food Scavengers

People that can't help themselves to complimentary food. They are mostly hoarders or fattys.
I had to eat a plain bagel because some Free Food Scavengers cleaned out the cream cheese, butter and jelly.
by German Suplex+1 February 16, 2012
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Free City of Danzig

Some little weird historical footnote. If you're looking it up on Urban Dictionary you're pretty cool.
You're some Free City of Danzig kid
by Otto of Lombard December 1, 2021
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free dog water

when your so trash, your even free.
"dude, bill is totally free dog water!"
by skipper42-69 January 20, 2021
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