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Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth
Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."
by preeves_ July 8, 2022
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popcorn machine

A term that can be used to describe a very toxic internet thread.

People associate popcorn with watching movies. Movies are known for being entertaining. A toxic internet thread is known for, again, being very toxic. So toxic, that reading it is like watching a movie, because both are entertaining. Just like what you do while watching a movie, you read a toxic thread, with popcorn. Popcorn comes from either a microwave, or a popcorn machine. Hence, the Popcorn Machine slang.

(Tip: Stay away from them.)
1st person: I really like the song "Minorities in my water park"! Let's read the comments.
2nd person: Don't! It's like a popcorn machine.
1st person: Dunno what you mean by that.
1st person: {reads comments} Yeah, you're right.
2nd person: Told 'ya!
by cdcdncid July 30, 2019
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Machine

A word most commonly used by "toronto mans" meaning gun.
"Yo dawg where's da machine"
by Stickwood Jr March 1, 2022
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The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine
by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018
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Florence And The Machine

How the fuck are they rock?
Florence And The Machine is just a pop band, how tf do they get considered a rock band?
by UltimateDoge October 5, 2023
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Alabamian Washing Machine

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.
GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"
by Capital_K December 10, 2024
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this machine kills facists

A reference to the john green book “paper towns
That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”
by …0o0 April 21, 2023
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