locker ready

Used to describe a new young male actor or musician whose natural good looks are cute enough that his picture will soon be found on the inside locker of teenage school girls everywhere.

"That dreamy Jim Sturgess guy from 'Across the Universe' is so locker ready."

by Cheryl Serio January 4, 2008

Tard Locker

This is a synonym for the handicap stall in a bathroom. Can be for a male or female bathroom.

I love spreading out in the tard locker. It's spacious and if I get in trouble it has the handlebars there to keep me upright.

by MrTouchdown October 1, 2010

Lickens

Inner organs that only your older brother can beat out of you.Often exclaimed in a very sharp and particularly nasty tone. After hearing this from that particular individual mentioned earlier in the text, make sure to RUN LIKE MAD!!!

"I'm gonna beat the lickens out of you!"

by Josh March 5, 2005

Fart Locker

Same as - Dutch Oven. The act of trapping your mate under sheets, blankets or comfortor after farting in them.

I trapped my wife in the fart locker while she gave me a blow job.

by Caliman April 23, 2003

locker urination

A rare problem suffered by failures. Usually constitutes to community service hours and interrogations by the constable.

A problem faced by Chase Rodrigue.

"I heard about that Chase Rodrigue kid and his locker urination problem."

by Rob. February 1, 2003

Lickety-split

The act of either a man or woman giving oral sex to a woman; cunnilingus.

Finally, Courtney asked for a little lickety-split last night! Tasty, amazing!

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Locker Date

When 2 or more kids make plans to meet up at one's locker after class or after school. Other examples are cafeteria dates, bus dates, and homeroom dates.

Jake: Hey jess, go to my locker after class today?

Jess: Okay, it's a locker date!

by the champagne March 7, 2009