the alex law was put in place after years of abuse by the friend christa, it states that whatever actions are pressed agianst himself the same will be inflicted upon the accuser
Christa bites alexes nippes
alex will then precede and bite her nipple in responce to the alagory put in place by her actions
she will then precede to say why
and in responce alex law will be put in place
alex will then precede and bite her nipple in responce to the alagory put in place by her actions
she will then precede to say why
and in responce alex law will be put in place
by Alex Harrison December 3, 2006
Get the alex lawmug. the rule to decide if you want to spend the rest of your date with that person in the first 10 minutes.
Dude i thought the the date was going well but i guess not because after about 10 minutes she said sorry you've been lemon lawed and she left.
by willyt1993 December 15, 2008
Get the lemon lawmug. by § July 18, 2004
Get the mother in lawmug. A direct correlation between the length of the Biffins Bridge (area between vag and butthole (see also, Derek's Ditch)), and the size of a woman's feet.
My god, she's got size 14 feet. According to Scott's Law, Her biffins bridge must be so long, her asshole will be between her shoulder blades and her fanny just under her tits.
by Ivory tusk April 28, 2013
Get the Scott's Lawmug. The maxim which states that one cannot refer to any woman as a mother on the Internet, without prompting a response that mentions Oedipus or his eponymous complex.
"Jenny wrote a blog post about her kids, and the first comment she got was about a reader's newly discovered Oedipal complex. It's Jocasta's Law in action."
by GRSkeptics February 9, 2010
Get the Jocasta's Lawmug. When a girl is sitting on your face ( while you're eating her out) & she reaches back & uses your dick like a handle then you spin her around to 69
by StickyCM June 26, 2017
Get the Marshall Lawmug. 1. Men should not sleep in the same bed.
2. Men should not kiss each other (even if you are freinds don't do it).
3. Men should not hug other men unless its a power hug.
4. Men should not cheat on there girlfreind.
5. Men should not act gay around girls unless she is your friend.
2. Men should not kiss each other (even if you are freinds don't do it).
3. Men should not hug other men unless its a power hug.
4. Men should not cheat on there girlfreind.
5. Men should not act gay around girls unless she is your friend.
by no muscle November 11, 2010
Get the Man lawmug.