jump little chilren

the best band alive. see jay clifford
i went to a jlc concert the other week and i got all hot and botherd.
by one sexy ninja December 24, 2003
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jump forcer

a person who is good at jumping ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and tries to force a jump failer to go off a ramp.
cody: come on dude i dont care if your a jump failer just jump it
john: no stop being a fucking jump forcer.
by makutassead November 09, 2009
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Jumped the Frog

Game of Thrones jumped the frog in the last few seasons, huge monologues.
by bim bim April 18, 2019
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Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw March 02, 2016
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Jump on the Phantom Train

To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.
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Generation jump

When one fucks a girl their age, then proceeds to fuck her mother, only after the mother comes onto them.
“ bro, I saw Candace's mom at the bar so we had some drinks; she was totally coming onto me. Tonight imma generation jump.
by Bigpapimunyao October 30, 2021
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