Shirley Ann Jackson

The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is the head of a prestigious research institute and is the recipient of a smack tonne of awards. Totalitarian in nature, The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is not to be trifled with, as she commands a small private army. It is best not to speak against her in terms of policy. That is an easy way to get expelled. While maintaining the minimum of student interaction, she successfully invaded the prestigious research institute's Student-run Union, and it is no longer student-run. The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson has an annual salary of approximately $5 million, as of 2016. Under President Obama, she sat as Chair of the President's Intelligence Advisory Board, and served on the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.

Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.

I had money and freedom. The Honorable Dr. Shirley Ann Jackson took both.

Shirley Ann Jackson by Tute Screw December 27, 2018

Old Lady Jackson 

from Talking As Fast As I Can by Lauren Graham - Old Lady Jackson is when you feel too old and not cool anymore. Say you’re a technophobe and you don’t get technology or you’ve decided going out on a Saturday night isn’t fun anymore. You’ve become a sensible, very mature person. A motherly figure. Someone to blame when you’ve said something out of character and unexpected.

That’s Old Lady Jackson. Old Lady Jackson is coming out. Oh sorry that wasn’t me that was Old Lady Jackson.

Old Lady Jackson by megxlaurenn May 8, 2020

Reverse Michael Jackson 

When you go from being light skinned to dark skinned over time, essentially the reverse of Michael Jackson who went from dark to light skinned.

Guy 1: yo, look at these old pics of Ariana Grande
Guy 2: damn, she really pulled off a reverse Michael Jackson

Reverse Michael Jackson by PythonP February 26, 2021

I'm bad as Michael Jackson. 

A line that Lil Nas X used in his hit song, Holiday.

"Dude you are bad at this."
"Yeah, I guess that means, hee hee I'm bad as Michael Jackson."

I'm bad as Michael Jackson. by IPrpl February 26, 2021

Jack Lungry 

Jack Lungry is a famous man who's mouth is said to be as big as six windows. He holds the world record for "most food eaten in one sitting" and was born in Madison, Wisconsin. It is said that he ate Michael Tungry, but not enough evidence was found to convict Jack. It is still under debate today whether or not he did eat Tungry.

James: There is no way Jack Lungry ate Michael Tungry, especially not if Michael had just eaten three mungrys.

Jordan: I saw it happen with my own eyes!

Jack Lungry by Poop on a loop March 10, 2009

Jack in the Bfish 

Another name for the fast food restaurant "Jack in the Box." The "o" and "x" in the word "Box" are connected and look like a fish.

1: What do you want from Jack in the Bfish?
2: A chicken sandwich momma.

Jack in the Bfish by LIL NAYA December 2, 2009

Jack Colorful 

Drug dealing lumberjack who hangs out in front of elementary schools beating up kids

i just got one punched by jack colorful

Jack Colorful by trtw June 2, 2010