When you are on the loo about to poo but it feels like you have been on a diet of nuts, Shreddies, barbed wire and glass and it actually hurts to push it out.
by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015
Get the Mr Stabbymug. One of the dilfiest men to ever walk this earth. Known to casually wear plaid button up shirts, khakis, and Newbalance shoes. Also has a very sexy beer gut. 10/10 would let peg me.
by Thecapnow January 19, 2022
Get the Mr. Bergermug. by VoldemortInDisguise February 24, 2017
Get the Mr. Perezmug. The nickname of a guy who is ice cold and just doesn't care what people think of him.
Mr Ice is a type of guy who scores the ladies, and says whats on his mind without regard of who hears it.
Mr Ice is a type of guy who scores the ladies, and says whats on his mind without regard of who hears it.
"That guy Thanning, he is Mr Ice!"
"Did you hear what Mathias did yesterday?" "No, but i dont think he cares" "He is so Mr Ice!"
"People call Frederik Mr Ice, but I actually think he cares what people think"
"Did you hear what Mathias did yesterday?" "No, but i dont think he cares" "He is so Mr Ice!"
"People call Frederik Mr Ice, but I actually think he cares what people think"
by Kasipa September 5, 2012
Get the Mr Icemug. One day a young elf sneaked in to Mr. Pendleton's house and placed his cock and balls in Mr pendletons mouth, he then took a number of glossy photos. Once Mr Pendleton awoke the young elf showed him the photos.
by DoyleVonAwesome December 18, 2012
Get the Mr Pendletonmug. 
The myth, the legend, mrs thompson. Ooooh boy. Where should I start? Mrs Thompson will not tolerate mischievous kids and if you're sleeping or being sassy with her or maybe even if you were right she will throw the book at your face. Oh and she has a masters degree. Now with Mrs Thompson she is never wrong. You are never right. she teaches the skills that we will learn in college and high school but I have yet to use the skills. Oh and she has a masters degree. Her armpit stains and camel toes will not stop her from making your life hell. Oh did I already tell u she has a masters degree?! Hahaha ok
by Mrs.lakewoodannon January 13, 2019
Get the Mrs thompsonmug.