a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.
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I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?
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