Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.

(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!

by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024

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Turning Stone Casino

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in the middle of a cornfield.

That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.

by Serge Ivanov December 4, 2023

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Stone Beef

When you get a boner due to watching a cooking program.

I was watching masterchef when i suddenly got my Stone beef.

by Ginger_hater_69420 April 25, 2018

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Stoned

When you get stoned thrown at you.

Sexyboiandy: did u get stoned?
Oliver: Nah my dude, it is not medieval times, retard.

by Pufta_ November 2, 2018

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Dean Stone

Being a “dean stone” means you have this strange ability to arouse both men and women with your tv reporter hair and turkey teeth fashion without the actual teeth….. yet. You can also leap a fat scran in a single bound when people around you gain weight by aimply looking at your food.

Chad said “Look at that turkey teeth scouser “,

Brad replied “nah bro he doesnt have the teeth, he’s defo a dean stone, id rim that whilst he eats a chicken kebab and undercooked sweet potato fries”

Chad responded “ i feel lole im getting fatter watching him eat it “

by Blissfully unaware March 6, 2022

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