A dry david is the opposite of a wet willy. It is when you stick your dry finger and insert it into someone's ear and twist.
by Sea Horse June 21, 2010
Get the Dry David mug.A local Lexington, KY celebrity who will only leave his room wearing a nice dress jacket and jeans. Drinks a lot of Bourbon and Coke and 50 cent beers. Also a huge fan of the shocker.
"You see that David McKeown over there by the bar?",
"Yeah. He only wished he could score as many girls as David McKeown."
"Yeah. He only wished he could score as many girls as David McKeown."
by B Workman November 8, 2008
Get the David McKeown mug.A tragic hero who, after accidently killed his father, travels the northeast states. Well known by people of those states.
by PointlessGuy January 1, 2009
Get the David Gregor mug.A short but extremely well built man with the ability to grow a full and sexy beard. He has a devoted girlfriend... or many. He is the manliest of men but this can lead to a lack of interaction with some who feel intimidated by his character. He is an all round champ!
by Charlie209 October 9, 2014
Get the David Hannah mug.The meaning of David Burns is The king of elements. The sense of wolf. The power to do good but also bad. The alpha of all alphas. This all leads up to someone/something not to mess with. You mess with him/it who knows what will happen. The myth is he/it control all elements the universe has to offer. He/it feels other peoples feelings. He helps and protects all while he can. He is also loving, caring, passionate, fun, and funny. Get to know it, you'll get along very well.
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Get the David Keenan mug.HE HAS A REALLY REALLY TINY PENIS. WHEN HE GET ERECTION HIS PENIS ACTUALLY GOES INSIDE. HE CAN'T PEE. HE NEEDS VACUUM TO SUCK THE PEE OUT. HE GAY.
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