the cold paw

Being snubbed by your dog or cat upon return from vacation.

Similar to the cold shoulder, but from a pet

Was Rudy happy to see you when you came back from the Bahamas? Nah, the bastard gave me the cold paw

by Polska Power June 01, 2010

anti-stone cold savage

Basically a pussy

TOM: Just ask her out

Mark: Nah,man I’m too scared
TOM: Stop acting like an “anti-stone cold savage” and just do it

by Bobbyisnotoriginal December 28, 2018

Orange Cold Drink

1) HEAVEN!

2) The proper name for "Orange Soda"

1)"Yo, get me a colrink"
"Sure, what kind?"
"Urn!"

2) I'd like an urncolrink, please

by p3nguinpi3 May 25, 2004

GREEN COLD FART

AFTER EATING A LEPRECUANS HAIR , THEN REGGURGIATING IT AND FREEZING IT YOU THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ANAL CANAL AND PROCCED TO FART IT OUT... THIS IS CALLED THE GREEN COLD FART.

I ALWAYS PREFORM THE GREEN COLD FART EVERY ST. PATTIES DAY...

by grandpa pawpie April 28, 2021

crack open a cold one

To open up an ice cold beer

I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty

by BahBahBlacksheep333 November 19, 2009

cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

Two things men can't stand.

There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

by wolfbait51 April 07, 2011

Crack open a cold one

1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside

1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one

by (****()) August 23, 2022