anti-stone cold savage

Basically a pussy

TOM: Just ask her out

Mark: Nah,man I’m too scared
TOM: Stop acting like an “anti-stone cold savage” and just do it

by Bobbyisnotoriginal December 27, 2018

the cold paw

Being snubbed by your dog or cat upon return from vacation.

Similar to the cold shoulder, but from a pet

Was Rudy happy to see you when you came back from the Bahamas? Nah, the bastard gave me the cold paw

by Polska Power June 1, 2010

GREEN COLD FART

AFTER EATING A LEPRECUANS HAIR , THEN REGGURGIATING IT AND FREEZING IT YOU THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ANAL CANAL AND PROCCED TO FART IT OUT... THIS IS CALLED THE GREEN COLD FART.

I ALWAYS PREFORM THE GREEN COLD FART EVERY ST. PATTIES DAY...

by grandpa pawpie April 27, 2021

Orange Cold Drink

1) HEAVEN!

2) The proper name for "Orange Soda"

1)"Yo, get me a colrink"
"Sure, what kind?"
"Urn!"

2) I'd like an urncolrink, please

by p3nguinpi3 May 25, 2004

crack open a cold one

To open up an ice cold beer

I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty

by BahBahBlacksheep333 November 18, 2009

cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

Two things men can't stand.

There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

cold as a witches left tit

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.

"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."

by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013