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colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.
Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.
by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017
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Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences
Welcome to the heart of Modern Coffee.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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You for coffee?

Often said by Spanish waiters after serving crap package holiday hotel meal, because he knows the drunken brit teenage yobs he's serving will maybe tip him £5 for two weeks
You for coffee? with foreign accent is 'You fa coffee' . Meaning 'You fuck offy' . Goes with 'See you next Tuesday, for coffee'. Cunt, fuck off
by Jondar777 July 27, 2025
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Salty Coffee

Using salt in the anal cavity when performing anal sex with preferred gender.
Yo, you try that salty coffee yet?

Nah bro, that shit stings
by CO0CH13MAN February 5, 2021
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Coffee Boarding

Much like Water Boarding, Coffee Boarding is used to keep the interrogation lively. It serves two purposed, 1. it is used to interrogate the subject, 2. to sleep deprive the subject at the same time.
Joe Someone was captured and they used Coffee Boarding to try to beak him. After eight days of no sleep he broke.
by meowmeowmeow1212 July 19, 2012
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Coffee

The thing you most likely will be putting in those damn urban dictionary mugs
Imagine you're in a cozy cafe, and you spot a classic white mug you bought from urban dictionary with the word "coffee" boldly printed on it, steaming with your energy bean juice inside.
by Some_internet_Dude July 3, 2024
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Coffee

Coffee is part of the snack group. She is very schemey and loves to play pranks on shrimp with meatball. Coffee is very good at volleyball, but always has a red cup!
Shrimp: You are a mushy meatball!

Coffee: No very crunchy
by Jamie.bonbon@jojosiwa.ca November 14, 2018
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