Eyes:Closed

a metalhead whom cannot keep his eyes open whilst baked.

also, a bomb ass song by the band The Contortionist

The Contortionist's song Eyes:Closed is the shit.

by herrllyreahh March 11, 2011

chusetts

Noun. A humorous name for an unborn child. Could be for a boy or a girl. Not meant to be taken seriously.

There's a chusetts in there.

by Periwinkle02 October 20, 2008

santa clause dat ho

Where you fuck a black midget in antlers in the ass then make some ho suck your cock then cum on her chin to resemble a Santa beard.

Dude, last night I ran into Max's mom and I definitely santa clause dat ho!

by JGBS January 10, 2008

closet boyfriend

The mutual boyfriend that only appears when another male becomes interested in the female

Bob: So ya wanna go out this friday?
Sarah: Sure! That soun-......
Jim: Hey hot stuff!
Sarah: Hey! Bob this is my boyfriend Jim.
Bob: Ummmm, WTF?

Jim is a Closet Boyfriend

by Dr. Moo June 7, 2007

Playing Clue

The act of playing clue on a womans back while she is penetrated from either end.

Man, we played clue last night and Elisa got 0wned!

by wayne March 15, 2004

cleaning out my closet

Cleaning one's genitals and anus before sex in order to avoid the Genie of Stankonia.

Hey! Come on out of the shower!

Hold on, I'm cleaning out my closet.

by Chocolate City All Stars December 12, 2006

CLOSER

closer-a girl that appears to be hot, until you get closer

bro1:"dude check out that broad in pink, man she's hot!
bro2:"naw,I saw her earlier, she's a closer"

by J. SPIZE May 18, 2004