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Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.
Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.
by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020
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turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.
Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake
by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024
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Christmas Uzi

When you use a sawzall with a dildo head to insert into a vagina for pleasure at 3,000 strokes per minute.
Before I returned my sawzall I gave her a Christmas Uzi.
by Ceilinyoass November 17, 2020
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Christmas

An occasion celebrated on December 25th, where children eagerly ask Santa for unexpected gifts. With so many options available, it becomes difficult for kids to determine which gift is truly worthwhile or beneficial to wish for during this festive season. e.g. A child asking for a smartphone to Santa when this same child is still way too young for a smartphone.
A child asking Santa for a smartphone on Christmas is a classic example of how difficult it can be for kids to gauge what's appropriate for them!
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
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Christmas

Christmas is the accumulation of every special day, extraordinary feeling, and unforgettable moment. Combined, every Time you see her. It’s always on the best day, your vibe instantly peaks. And the eyes you only have for her, light up in a rare glow. She’s the most beautiful person you’ll ever know. 3 + 2 + 6.
Christmas is one of a kind. Her presence is a blessing. For real.
by E1even July 13, 2021
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Christmas Donat

That's not Thatcher. He knows japanese and sleeps anywhere (including your bedroom). He streams us cool movies and initiates furry study rooms.He is friends with the one of the coolest people on earth, Himari <3.
Thank you Donat.
Christmas Donat and Himari are friends :D
by vikachou October 17, 2021
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christmas makeout

On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.
“Jack just made out with me!”
“Why?!”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout.”
by pollutebumhole December 24, 2023
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