Cheeto-Chop

The slicing and dicing from a overly protective/possessive girlfriend, fiance, or wife when you mess with her man. Look at him wrong and this cute kitten turns into a vicious hyena. If you want to keep your face intact I suggest looking the other direction, or else you'll be feeling the wrath of freshly done nails from the paws of a wild Jazzy.

She was looking at my man too hard so I Cheeto-Chopped that hoe.

"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"

I'm a professional at the Cheeto-Chop

by KJ4Ever July 11, 2020

chop some sauerkraut

(to): to make money hand over fist

if people you know do chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised if some of the methods they used were illdegal

by Sexydimma December 17, 2017

chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully

Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm

by sun-fluh February 22, 2021

chop shot

When you take a small perci bowl of weed, followed in quick succession with a shot of any 80 proof liquor (40% or higher)

lets do a chop shot
want a chop shot
I love chop shots

chop shots fuck me up

by SWED December 27, 2014

chopped

nathan

Nathan is chopped

by nathan is chopped December 23, 2023

Chop

To get a blowjob. Verb and Noun. Everybody wants to be chopped.

"How did it go with Rosie last night?"
"Not good man, I didn't get the chop"
"Man Rosie's a bitch she never chops!"
or
"who's that girl sitting on the varsity bench?"
"Oh her? that's the team manager she helps the players get ready before games"
"Damn I bet she chopped the team!"

by TheLatinJew January 11, 2015

slam chop

Like a slam piece but WAY BIGGER. This is a man or woman that you would typically not even DREAM about having sex with but after several drinks becomes VERY appealing.

Lakin: Girl , that dudes looking good about now.
Sarah: Are you blind? He's huge.
Lakin: Yep, he's about to be my slam chop!

by HankWeed April 29, 2020