Canadian Handjob

When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.

Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.

by Dan5 April 25, 2025

Canadian Kiss

A kiss that's a fantasy and truly never gonna happen.

1: Jeez, i really want to get kissed by someone famous
2;Oh you mean a Canadian kiss?

by Cashthatcheck June 2, 2018

Canadian Bacon

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021

Canadian Cowgirl

Normal Cowgirl position but your legs are wraped around your partners waist.

Yeah man I got that chick pregnant couldn’t help it she locked me in with that Canadian Cowgirl.

by Tire titties January 5, 2020

Canadian seal hunt

Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'

Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 12, 2020

Canadian Cubical

A sex move that involves having sex in a work environment (preferably a cubical) on Canada day (July 1). May or may not involve a hockey puck.

Doing the Canadian Cubical made it the best Canada day ever!

by someone else5 September 13, 2011

Canadian Rubik’s Cube

A sex act in which a subject is lubed in maple syrup, and gang banged by 3 males of 6 different ethnicities.

I walked in on my girlfriend receiving a Canadian Rubik’s cube when I came home for my lunch break

by Dalton and Zach September 7, 2022