Carrot cake

The secret way to get kids to eat vegetables.

Kids like cake, but they need their veggies. That's where carrot cake comes in.

by anarkizm June 24, 2009

Rofl cakes

To make mockery of; laugh at;noobs

A: WTH DUDE?! 0:5?!
B:ummm im laggin pretty bad. ur not that great either.0:1?
C:wow..rofl cakes..

by GufuXor May 26, 2007

birthday cake

When a stripper at a bachelor party attaches on her nipples & vagina, a lit birthday candle, where then the bachelor has to blow them out.

A stripper at our hotel room had a bachelor blow out a birthday cake.

by Charlie Frown September 02, 2012

Layer Cake

Noun. Phrase describing the dark layers of the London Underground Organised Crime scene. Derived from a Chocolate layer cake, emphasising the dark, criminal layers of the London mafia.

"Welcome to the Layer Cake, son" Layer Cake 2004 (Sony Pictures)

by LordCoops January 22, 2006

carrot cake

when ur getting a blowjob, u ask the girl to look up, then u vomit all over her face, then you jizz all over right after.

i had some really nasty carrot cake, and then i fuckin carrot caked all over her!!!

by vomitface69 October 25, 2010

Wake and Cake

Derived from "wake and bake" its the act of waking up and doing cocaine. After a long night of partying, drinking and using, people are prone to wake up in a drowsy state. Wake and caking takes care of that morning tiredness.

J: "Yo man......wake up.....I got that rocket fuel, want to wake and cake?"

C: "Dude its like 7:32 in the morning right now"

J: "I know"

C: "Break it out!!!!!"

by MANNYC813 June 30, 2009

loser cake

A stupid person who eats stale birthday cake.

Sally is such a loser cake, look at what she's eating for lunch.

by Morgan Fillmore May 02, 2008