A term used to describe a male urinating while standing up but opting to lower both their trousers/shorts and underwear, fully exposing their bum in the process, rather than simply unzipping or lowering the front portion of their clothing for urination convenience.
by Doggly September 2, 2023
Get the Bum-Wee mug.that feeling you get in your bum after you do a long, hard poo that makes it uncomfortable to sit down for a while.
(troye sivan walks in the room after leaving for a long time and stands next to his boyfriend, jacob bixenman, who is sitting down)
jacob : sit down, troye
troye: n-no i'm good
jacob: OHHHH sorry i see what's going on
troye: hm - what?
jacob: you have poo bum, no fuss
troye: omg is that what u call that, like, tingly, moist, harsh feeling right up your bu-
jacob: yES! YES.. no more description, please.. but yes that's what it is
jacob : sit down, troye
troye: n-no i'm good
jacob: OHHHH sorry i see what's going on
troye: hm - what?
jacob: you have poo bum, no fuss
troye: omg is that what u call that, like, tingly, moist, harsh feeling right up your bu-
jacob: yES! YES.. no more description, please.. but yes that's what it is
by uwa uwa October 23, 2018
Get the poo bum mug.A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.
I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.
by shadoinkin May 19, 2018
Get the chat bum mug.The act of offering a bum a warm meal in a restaurant with the inent to stick him/her with the check, aka reverse bum, after eating.
Employed citizen: Hey why don't you come with me to get something to eat.
Bum: wkhdujtzye...ok
-Moments before meal is completed-
Employed citizen: Wow that was good. I'm going to go to the restroom; excuse me.
Employed citizen then takes off for the door thus not paying for the meal or completing a reverse bum on the homeless person.
Bum: wkhdujtzye...ok
-Moments before meal is completed-
Employed citizen: Wow that was good. I'm going to go to the restroom; excuse me.
Employed citizen then takes off for the door thus not paying for the meal or completing a reverse bum on the homeless person.
by dingdangdingdong October 21, 2008
Get the Reverse Bum mug.When someone tries to bribe you for something, tea in Britain. If you are called a bum lick, you better fuck off because you probably aren’t wanted :D
Oh I like tea *adjusts monical*. You look beautiful today, can I have some te- NO FUCK OFF YOU SLOPPY BASTARD.nobody wants a bum lick
by Bummerbumcrack July 7, 2019
Get the Bum lick mug.Bum club is a club consisting of 4 people, mostly males, who show their bums (or other parts) for fun. Meeting usually take place when members are alone at night.
by Emo fornite goat November 18, 2021
Get the Bum club mug.When pedofilic crossguards kick school childrens butts, they get booty particles stuck on their shoes. When the police/Chris Hansen track down pedos, they check the shoes for a bum sole. Because of this, you can see pedos lick their feet because it is a habit for them to lick the bum sole off of shoes.
Crossguard 1: How much more bum sole is on my shoes?
Crossguard 2: Depends on how many children you molested.
Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat right over there?
Crossguard 2: Depends on how many children you molested.
Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat right over there?
by Magadder100123 June 1, 2018
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