Brown Town Eskimo 

The act of initiating intercourse (vaginally, anally, or otherwise) with an object that was made in the following fashion:

1. Deficating into a condom (preferably unused).
2. Freezing the condom with its contents.
3. After frozen, remove condom.
4. Commence intercourse with frozen, phallic-shaped object.

"I am going to give you a brown town eskimo."

"My girlfriend BTE'd me in my sleep last night."

Brown Town Eskimo by BTEd November 26, 2012

Brown Pope 

In recognition of successful completion of orgasmic bliss, you thank your partner by blessing them with the gift of a cranial turd.

It was a deeply religious experience, she handled the serpent in the form of a one eyed trouser snake, and took holy water on her face, neck and chest. For her piety I saw fit to bestow a crown of corn, and name her the "Brown Pope"

Brown Pope by vatican shitty January 2, 2013

Brown Starburst

When a girls asshole is so nice and sweet it looks and tastes like a brown starburst.

Her asshole looks like it tastes like a brown starburst.

Brown Starburst by GFY11 October 19, 2013

Brown bonanza 

When you work her ass like an oil rig and you strike black gold.

It got so intense it turned into a brown bonanza.

Brown bonanza by Brown Bonanza March 14, 2015

brown snake playing peek a boo

When you have to shit really bad and you feel it sliding out of your butthole and you keep having to suck it back in

Dude, I have a huge brown snake playing peek a boo right now!!

brown snake playing peek a boo by dukeofthecamelsx May 12, 2015

brown water rafting 

When you're walking up or down stairs naked and have explosive diarrhea, thus creating a "shit waterfall."

"I got so drunk last night i got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and instead went brown water rafting."

brown water rafting by frankiehustle July 1, 2015

Brown Shadow 

It's when you have doo doo on your thong.

I just brown shadowed my thong.

Brown Shadow by Duncan9idaho December 11, 2016