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Boxing Week

The 6 day period, starting on Boxing day and usually lasting until New Year's Eve, where all stores declare they are having the biggest sales of the year, in the effort to clear out all their inventory for the new year.
''Remember the good old days when Boxing day was only one day?''

''Yeah, thank God for Boxing week, I've never bought so many useless things!''
by luckyonehere December 28, 2011
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box trap

A commonly employed female system for controlling a man using emotional and physical tactics. Akin to a penile gulag.
After dating for several years, Michelle had successfully caught Pete in her box trap.

Like a Chinese finger cuff, box traps set by females tighten as the male prey helplessly thrashes.
by darkstar9 May 17, 2009
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Penance Box

The Penance Box is a way of saying somebody has done something stupid, offensive, etc. To be in the Penance Box means you are in debt to that person and need to make it up to them promptly and appropriately.
If a friend of yours spent months moaning about someone, that person may choose to put you in his/her Penance Box for being such a moaner. A good way to repent would be to buy him/her ice cream or some other tasty treat.
by SarahBogli August 23, 2009
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Rock Box

The act of filling an empty box full of rocks, then placing it in a location likely to be seen by many drunken college students. This is because, to an inebriated man, it is nearly impossible to resist the urge to kick seemingly empty box as hard as humanly possible. The result is hilarious.
person 1: Why is that drunk dude holding his foot and yelling at a box?

person2: It's a Rock Box

Person1: oh
by Random Drunk Guy March 3, 2011
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Watermelon Box

A Styrofoam cooler, likely purchased by a red neck, used to ice watermelons, beer, and occasionally black market kidneys.
When the back alley surgeon produced a watermelon box, Scott knew he was not going to get that laser eye surgery.
by InspectorGadget38 May 16, 2008
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Bread Box

A box you put bread in to stop it molding and becoming stale. Usually made of clear plastic.
Put the bread in the bread box after you finish cutting it.
by OldBucketOfNachos October 1, 2017
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Text Boxing

When a pussy talks shit through text, with no intentions of handling his or her business when approached.
Jr was text boxing last night, but when I caught up to him he caught that pussy.
by Doc Wells May 15, 2014
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