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A Styrofoam cooler, likely purchased by a red neck, used to ice watermelons, beer, and occasionally black market kidneys.

When the back alley surgeon produced a watermelon box, Scott knew he was not going to get that laser eye surgery.
by InspectorGadget38 May 16, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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