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Work beard

a concept where an individual, typically identifying as gay, engages in flirtatious behavior or pretends to have a romantic or sexual interest in a colleague of the opposite gender while at the workplace. This action is performed publicly with the primary intent of diverting attention from the individual's actual sexual orientation. It's a strategy used to create a facade of heterosexuality in environments where being openly gay might lead to negative consequences, such as discrimination or social ostracization.
"Since he wasn't ready to come out at work, Mike flirted with Jenna, using her as a work beard, so his colleagues would assume he was straight."
by Sapphire Storm March 10, 2024
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Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack
His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town
by BannonBalls January 2, 2022
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Bearded Dragon

When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022
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beard glitter

Foreign material stuck in ones beard. Saw dust, metal shavings, grass clippings, chip dust, popcorn, etc.
Man 1: (having just finished a bag of Doritos.)

Man 2: “You have some beard glitter there Ron”
by Mericaman June 6, 2018
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Beard

A beard is easily grown by a woman sitting on a man’s face
Look luke has a beard he must be having fun
by Nejdbensus August 3, 2022
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