cactus ass

A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.

Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.

by Dodger of Zion November 19, 2010

Ass Pong

Weird vid of two lesbos, one shoving her inside out ass into the other's, then shitting ping-pong balls into the other's asshole

lesbos Ass Pong

by John the Cock January 19, 2012

ass period

when one has very bleedy hemhorroids that it looks like they have a period from their ass

person:Im having bad hemhorroids today.
doctor:oh you must have an ass period.

by Mimono July 26, 2010

saggy ass

a large rear end that sags severly.

blair butterworth has a SAGGY ASS!!!

by a chs student July 4, 2008

Ass is Grassley

Senator Chuck Grassley’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.

Man, that Senior Senator’s Ass is Grassley for sure, his constituents will duly vote his ass out of the Senate!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

ass key

a ridiculous and funny pronunciation of the word ASCII.

Person 1: hey dude, how do you pronounce "ASCII"?

Person 2: "ass key"

by Dawnk Meemz June 17, 2016

Pass-Ass

A driver who speeds up when you try to pass him, keeping consistent speed to prevent you from getting by.

I couldn't get around that pass-ass, he sped up to 80 miles an hour when I tried to get past.

by rymoney August 17, 2011