A guy who is in love with trains and Minecraft, he is bitchless with no game. has a small dick but is a monster in bed.
by booger flicker 34 November 17, 2022
Get the Dylan Gillmug. 6’1, 185lbs, 60yd:8.39, Arm: 80mph, Bats:Right, Skidmore commit. Dylan Hocom is the future of D3 Baseball
by jac0bwi150n March 19, 2024
Get the Dylan Hocommug. dylan most prettiest guy in the world and totally not a freak that shot up his school with his best friend
by beepboob69 November 13, 2021
Get the dylanmug. by Roberto Edurardo Jr. The fourt December 1, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. He’s a guy.
He might be your friend, depends on you and if you’ve met him or not.
You might think he’s nice but you probably won’t.
You just gotta meet him for yourself.
He might be your friend, depends on you and if you’ve met him or not.
You might think he’s nice but you probably won’t.
You just gotta meet him for yourself.
“Hey you met that Dylan guy?”
“Who?”
“Who what?”
“You just asked me if I’ve met Dylan.”
“What? No I didn’t. That’s stupid. You’re stupid.”
“Who?”
“Who what?”
“You just asked me if I’ve met Dylan.”
“What? No I didn’t. That’s stupid. You’re stupid.”
by Bookpaperlover420 June 3, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. A tall, thicc boy. Always has a girlfriend because they perceive him to be aloof, when actually he is lazy as hell. Somehow has mild to moderate jawline despite his major source of exercise being thumb movement on xbox. Lungs contain the winds of the four corners of the earth, and always is able to burp. Likes his women like his KFC chicken: Yummy in the tummy and always on the bone. He is very callipygian. Has a timed schedule upon which he lifts shirt to air out his ENORMOUS areolas and pinpoint nips. FIN
He's SOOOO DYLAN! He lifted his shirt like 4 times on our date, and then burped down my throat when we kissed.
by FlameofUdeeznuts June 4, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. by shreksophone player March 9, 2023
Get the Dylan Robinsonmug.