you are bored so you type every letter alternating left to right from the middle from the middle row to the end of it. congrats. you are bored.
by waffles%%%%%%%% May 26, 2023
Get the yturieowwpqhgjfkdls;abvncmx,zmug. Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.
I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?
by kali0055 August 20, 2013
Get the Z-Lowingmug. A grade far below the typical F. So poor that fail would be an understatement. A very bad score.
From Peanuts comics, where Peppermint Patty often gets "Z Minus" grades on her homework, tests, etc...
From Peanuts comics, where Peppermint Patty often gets "Z Minus" grades on her homework, tests, etc...
by Maschinenmensch April 9, 2025
Get the Z-Minusmug. the man, the myth, the legend. ric z is a god that shall never be forgotten. he has set the bar for every stoner in illinois. fuck it in the world. he was family and a friend to many. only 18 years old he was a king. rest in peace ric z long live the king
hannah: i have $20 but idk if i should get some nugs or save it
matt: what would ric z do
hannah: fuck it weed it is
matt: what would ric z do
hannah: fuck it weed it is
by somewhereinbuttfuckillinois June 26, 2019
Get the ric zmug. - A phrase used in the Polish language when an individual faces a particular situation that causes them to give up all sense of hope because they realize that no matter what they do, they will not win.
- The direct Polish to English translation is “With Dicks, you’ll never win,” however, the less offensive and more proper translation is “No one ever wins when they’re dealing with SOBs.”
- Slightly similar to the English phrases “being between a rock and a hard place” and “being a small pawn in a large game,” as well as, a minuscule connection to the phrase “shit flows downstream.”
- The direct Polish to English translation is “With Dicks, you’ll never win,” however, the less offensive and more proper translation is “No one ever wins when they’re dealing with SOBs.”
- Slightly similar to the English phrases “being between a rock and a hard place” and “being a small pawn in a large game,” as well as, a minuscule connection to the phrase “shit flows downstream.”
SON: What happened dad, you look very depressed?
FATHER: I got a BS speeding ticket for going 38 MPH on a 35 MPH road.
SON: You should go to court and fight that. It’s impossible not to go slightly over the speed limit while driving.
FATHER: There is no use son, “Z hujami, nie wygraz!”
FATHER: I got a BS speeding ticket for going 38 MPH on a 35 MPH road.
SON: You should go to court and fight that. It’s impossible not to go slightly over the speed limit while driving.
FATHER: There is no use son, “Z hujami, nie wygraz!”
by Tomek Bradyowski October 17, 2012
Get the Z hujami, nie wygrazmug. by Mind_surgeon June 2, 2022
Get the R/Zmug. Any misguided individual who is in blatant denial and/or so completely deluded as to be completely beyond reasoning with. Sometimes used to address just any hapless individual.
by 179ummmm November 8, 2020
Get the Z.mug.