child of the internet

A person who spent most of their time on the internet and learned everything from there.

A kid who spends most of their time on the internet and learns everything from there.

Person 1: I am glad that my parents raised me properly and didn't just hand over an iPad and walk away.
Person 2: Lucky, I am a child of the internet.

by fishsticks1 November 23, 2021

Gray Child

A young person who was killed in a bombing. The color comes primarily from the coating of rubble and concrete dust on their skin but the lack of color from being deceased also contributes.

Also spelled Grey Child.

After seeing all those videos of families pulling their gray children from the rubble I support a ceasefire in Gaza.

by turnipjs November 21, 2023

child

1- Son or daughter.
2- Living being that was generated/made by other living beings.

Child.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Child

The human embodiment of shit

P1:oh look how cute my lil brother is
P2: dont you meant lil shit
P2: he is a boy of a demon child

by Himynameisbleebloop December 13, 2020

Child

Child has two definitions 1.a small person of the age 7-10 a kid some might say 2.a name to call a friend when they are being stupid or childish

"come along children" also could be used as " child stop being a weirdo

by Uncle piggy March 30, 2019

childe

the sexiest Fatui harbinger and the hottest ginger to ever walk this earth and a character I will pull. When you see him in all his blue-eyed majestic glory you will faint because even though he has a hydro vision he is very hot.

your friend: yo is that childe over there?
you: c-childe!~ *comes*

by childeswife September 28, 2021

Child support

A bill African American males think they don't have to pay.

"Damn bro another kid u having? Ain't no child support gon get paid"

by FrIeDbRaInIaC January 26, 2024