Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
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