Vagina Island

A moist desolate place, often covered in thick bush, or if bush has been removed, the surface is generally red, lumpy and rash like.

The island has a highly unpleasant odour and visitors often refuse to eat there. Visitors also complain that it sounded good at first, but after a while they just wanted to leave.

The weather on the island is moody and does not follow logic.

Remember Morla, the ancient one, that giant turtle thing from 'The Never Ending Story' , that's what Vagina Island is like.

by Bearjewbackhand July 3, 2016

Vagina Nose

When somebody does not realize that a clitoris belongs to all women, and thinks it's some kind of odd unusual specimen.

Brandon: Yo I went down on my first girl today and unfortunately she had a vagina nose.
Ezra: You're retarded.

by Amys_bitch March 21, 2017

Vaginal Confidence

the feeling or belief that one can have faith in her vagina or rely on vaginal power to achieve something.

Female models are full of vaginal confidence.

by Micturition August 10, 2017

Mesh Vagina

a derogatory term; a vagina used so often that it resembles a fishing net.

Dean Amos is a Mesh Vagina

by Danny and Jared December 17, 2008

Floopity Vagina

A vagina with big saggy meat curtains, that are unable to retain its shape. Commonly referred to as saggy vagina, or "big ol' roast beef lips"

"Hey, does my vagina look floopity to you???"
"Damn girl, you have one floopity vagina"

by Crono184 October 29, 2012

Flaccid Vagina

A Flaccid Vagina is basically a vagina that's no where close to being aroused. It could also be a virgin vagina that's never been wet before or fingered or has felt an orgasm. It's fresh and soft like your grandmother's freshly baked homemade buttery biscuits.

It could also refer to a gay male who's anus is also a virgin.

"I'm a total virgin. Guess I'll be having my Flaccid Vagina for a longer time."

by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015

sexy vagina

It is a females private part and is used when going to pee or poo and having SEX.

OMG!!!

Last night this girl had the best sexy vagina ever

by person who wants to have sex October 23, 2018