Turkey Stuffer

One who inserts their fist (and other possible parts of the arm) into very large, loose women.

I was very popular in college, because my daddy taught me how to be a decent turkey stuffer

by krakho December 9, 2008

turkeyness

The grease remaining on a meat thermometer when placed from a turkey meatloaf to a beef meatloaf.

I don't want the fucking turkeyness on my meatloaf!

by roadguy February 23, 2009

Turkey Salad

The art of rimming a guys arse Tossed Salad, whilst he Turkey Slaps you around the face.

It was a hot session - Best Turkey Salad I've ever had....

by Maz61 December 21, 2011

Gigantic Turkey Sub

Known for joking during serious situations, its catchphrase "I say we put MUSTARD on it!" is known to create random laughter.

Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: ( a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich ) I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: ( outraged ) This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.

by Kielay December 20, 2008

Gold Turkey

The state of being short of, or forgoing money for a undefined period of time.

Similar to 'Cold Turkey' but with 'Gold': i.e Money or wealth.

The way the governments spending here, you'd think they've gone Gold Turkey!

by EggyBaby February 22, 2011

wild turkey milkshake

The act of ejaculating in the anus of your partner, sucking the semen out of their anus, and spitting it back into your partner's mouth.

Dude, I'd totally drink your wild turkey milkshake!

by ithacan't October 18, 2014

she turkey

a smelly girl who sleeps around and pops her pussy for coke.

Fuckin she Turkey

by Fuckinsheturkey March 17, 2019