fucked out of my tree

for one to be extremely drunk and or high, causing one to act like a complete tard.

oh man, last night i was fucked out of my tree. i dont remember much, and im pretty sure i couldnt stand by the end of it.

by metdizzle March 14, 2008

Sugar Coated Christmas Trees

What really good marijuana looks like.

That weed is so dank; it looks like sugar coated christmas trees. Lets smoke it!

by brandon2k9 May 19, 2010

hook in my tree

When a guy has a boner.

Guy 1: Damn that girl was hot.
Guy 2: I know, now I've got a hook in my tree.

Girl 1: Look at that guy's pants, he totally has a hook in his tree!
Girl 2: Yeah, I don't know why he decided to wear sweatpants.

by constancenorring July 22, 2011

Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".

"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."

by J. Gam October 16, 2008

Feasterville-Trevose, PA

Also known as Feast, and the Vose is a town that borders Northeast Philly's neighborhood of Somerton. It is chillin up in Bucks County. Mostly whites and some blacks, some Asian, very little Hispanic. For some reason there are alot of Russians up here. Lower Southampton is the township. Neshaminy High is where kids from Feasterville go and some from Trevose go because half of Trevose goes to Neshaminy and half goes to Bensalem High. Yea there are alot of wiggers that walk along Street Road and chill out front of the 7/11 and gas stations. People in Feasterville-Trevose can go from very rich to very poor cuz there are tiny ass apartment complexes to big ass mansions it's weird. Not so dangerous there is a bum and there is some robberies and theft every now and then from the white trash that live up in them apartments. Kids typically chill at the Panera Bread, Brunswick Zone, or head up to Neshaminy Mall up in Bensalem. Oh and we will fuck up Levittown up anyday yo.

Feasterville-Trevose, PA is a gangsta ass town.

by Feast-A-Villain September 21, 2009

Apple Tree Theory

Girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers:

The best apples are at the top of the tree.

Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.

In the apple tree theory, girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers

by Outcast November 9, 2004

treblinka

One of 3 nazi death camps organized by Odilo Globocnik in eastern Poland in 1942 under: "Operation Reinhard." So named after the assasination of Reinhard Heydrich in Prague. The purpose of this, and the other 2 camps, was to impose the "final solution." The wholesale slaughter of the Jewish people, and other "un-desireables."

6 million Jews were slaughtered in multiple death camps, one of which was Treblinka.

by Canuck August 29, 2004