Tool

1. (n.) One who lacks intelligence, and therefore is used by other people. One who is easily taken advantage of. Often lacking individuality and self-esteem.
2. (n.) A complete idiot, i.e. a douchebag.
3. (n.) A progressive/alternative metal band. Known for songs such as Lateralus and AEnema
4. (n.) An item one uses to perform a certain task.

1. "We need, like, 200 bucks. Let's call up Joe, that guy is an absolute tool."
2. "Look at that guy blasting Drake from his car. What a tool."
3. "Have you heard the song Bottom by Tool? It's awesome!"
4. "A hammer is a very common tool."

by .Shiloh. May 25, 2013

Tool Flops

Slides/sandals that are usually worn with mid-calves; worn by tools

james: tomorrow is man flops friday
sharm: nah dude, it's tool flops friday

by chennychen June 4, 2013

tool

Refers to both males and females who try too hard to belong to a certain clique and are usually used by normal people who hate them. Most tools and douchers alike are commonly known to have severe low self esteem and suffer a short person complex. The girlfriend of a male tool is AKA a "tool box."

"Buffalo wild wings" often harbors these tools and douchers and are commonly seen there watching MMA championships and UFC. The female tools are often tanorexic, sport a tacky belly button ring, french mani's and pedi's, over bleach their teeth and enjoy being berated by their tool boyfriends. The male tool is also tanorexic and sports some sort of a spikey gel hair-do called a "Frohawk" which gives the tool that "Just out of my mom's vagina" look. Both male and female tools sport some kind of tribal tattoos and both shop at "The Buckle."

"Dude, I'm bored. Go ask the tool if you can pee on him."

"The new guy they hired is a real tool. He's been tooling around trying to find himself a new toolbox."

"I ain't wearing no Affliction shirt! It's way too tight and I look like a tool!"

by anathema June 10, 2013

tool

A guy who cares what others wear on a flight.

Some guy just commented on what I'm wearing - what a tool.

by qscv June 18, 2013

Tool Flops

Flip flops worn by men without socks, and are also associated with tooling.

Dlernz was toolin it up by wearing tool flops to school as he was not wearing socks.

by Hadtodoittoem July 23, 2013

tool

a person who does what everyone else expects them to do. Whatever gets them the most praise or popularity, whether it is good or bad or dumb, they just do it unquestioningly. A person who is being taken advantage of but they just eat it up with a spoon and ask for seconds. Some tools don't understand that they are being used, others do and will complain incessantly about being unfairly treated, while having no intention of doing anything about it.

Jim is always complaining about his horrible miserable job, but he will never take the trouble of looking for a better one. What a tool!

by Shumado December 3, 2013

Tool

A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.

Someone like David Yoon at La Canada High School. Also known on twitter as @therealdavidyoon. or always called "the tool".

by Everyone at La Canada November 12, 2013