Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth

Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.

by yomommahaveapeepee June 4, 2018

full moon and empty legs

In other words, "Bring it all in"

When there is a full out. Full moon and empty legs.

by Maxxy9458 November 15, 2016

Nevada red moon

Nevada red moon is basically ejaculating in the home depot color aisle and nut at the moment

man 1: i just did a big nevada red moon yesterday

man 2: what the fuck man

by ClaudeSpeed EX July 4, 2022

moon doggy

The act of having doggy style intercourse underwater, while mimicking the effects of zero gravity.

While my friend Mayo-Mike was scuba diving, him and his girlfriend Clarissa were doing it moon doggy in the open ocean.

by Smoothie moon dog April 6, 2024

New Moon Cup

When someone uses your New Moon theatre cup to shit in and leaves the mess behind for you to find in the shower

Man.. I had no idea the sewer had such lore..

just wait till you find out about the new moon cup

by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024

Moon pie

When someone moons you while simultaneously shooting semen from their anus.

I gave that chick a moon pie!

by NVNTR760 May 16, 2022

moon

a person who sucks dog dick

"oh you are such a moon"

by koimidaru November 21, 2021