hate masterbate

When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.

Julie forgot to buy a gift for our anniversary, so I hate masterbated.

by phantomofthedictionary December 29, 2017

my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.

Wow, my girlfriend hates me.

by 1173666 July 13, 2017

I hate you

It kinda like and oxymoron. It’s what girls say when a guy that likes you and you like them says something so sweet and kind. That’s makes you smile and blush. But you can’t have the guy. So instead of saying I love you, you say, I hate you.

*****: what’s your middle name

****: it Emma
****: that’s so pretty

****: I hate you ☺️

by Molly em December 24, 2024

Friends Don't Let Friends Hate And Die

Thats my new slogan!

Kelly: I'm going to plaster it like a campaign sign all over my ride. Then get a pair of shorts and logo that on it.

Seeing men are all about the T&A these days, well we all know they have naturally been that way since the dawn of time, on the left breast It will be written, Friends Don't Let Friends, then the "Right" Breast say, Hate And Die!

Or, You could just plaster it all over on of you S-T modles! either way it's what should be real, but alas falls short these days. Like the MADD for Mothers Against Drunk Driving!

That's right! "REAL FRIENDS":

Definition 1:

"Friends Don't Let Friends Hate And Die!"

*(;@KGS2010;)*

by pseudoWRITTINGW/outtheskyline June 15, 2010

I hate Capitalism

When a person realizes most of the economic and class problems in the United States are caused by capitalism.

*Spends 90% of paycheck on bills* "Man, I hate capitalism"

by Luna_tf February 19, 2024

Hate

When you get in a fight and you hate that guy, when you tell her you live her and like her and she says idk maybe and u wait for a year and that's what u feel for her

YO DAWG I HATE U

by Female_Body_Inspector April 23, 2019

Hate

Hate can mean many things 1 not liking someone one 2 showing your discontent

I hate you

by anonymous April 2, 2025