Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024

Google

the biggest dickwad ever you close an add and report it then it pops up again

google fricking sucks

by Archangle1036 May 8, 2019

google me fresh

That’s cool

Did you get a bike google me fresh

by Dog log July 22, 2023

Google Graveyard

The place where every Google project except the search engine, YouTube or Gmail will end on eventually.

As of April 2024, it has 293 graves, from a few months young to as long as the entire company existed at the time.

Don't bother learning to use Google XXX, it's getting discontinued and buried in the Google Graveyard eventually.

by NEG997 March 22, 2024

Google slop

The sometimes Hilarious, dangerous, or nonsensical results of Google's "AI Overview"

In the latest example of Google Slop, its AI recommends that you eat a rock a day

by MC_Escher May 25, 2024

Google Play Games

An aplication that might be installed in a device or is already there by Google company. This app offers recommended games to try (50% are boring as hell) and games with their own achievements.

The shitty part about it is that is full of uninterested, tasteless usernames that cheat through the Learderboard while like some fucking cowards: they play things like Hay Day , Candy Crush, or any video game +100 achievements and have a ninja profile.

{Or probably XP cheating}

-Dude I got 2.758.573.052,54 score on Google Play Games Learderboard while having the name "BonelessGamer39".
- KYS.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Google Whore

When someone feels the necessity to look up just about everything on google all the time.

Tiffany: Let's watch Just Go With It
Karlie: Ok *grabs phone*
Tiffany: You're looking it up on google aren't you
Karlie: You know I look up everything!
Tiffany: Karlie you're such a google whore

by plainlittleme June 14, 2014