portland poop pipe

the act of pooping on ones FUPA then sitting down on it and spreading it on someone's penis.

He/She gave me a portland poop pipe and i loved it so much it felt so good

by HDBeenHD October 1, 2025

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Mud pipes

Thick boots, rubber boots

I'll never know why the protagonist in Conker's Bad Fur Day can't wear mud pipes to withstand the Great Mighty Poo inside his residence of Poo Mountain

by anonymous January 6, 2025

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Columbian Pipe

When a man puts cocaine on his penis before he has sex.

“Hey babe, let’s do something exotic tn”

“Sure thing, let me just put some fairy dust on my tool and I’ll give you the ole Columbian Pipe”

by Bswag money February 1, 2022

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Pipe

good or safe

Did you get piped?

by Bardownbender November 24, 2023

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3 dollar pipe

(3dp) 3 dollar pipe is the most thin, cheapest, ugliest pipe tweakers smoke meth with. They call the most ratchet, loudest, dirtiest, smoked out bitches "3 dollar pipe".

Tweaker guy: "ay bitch why you taking so long in there!?"

Tweaker girl: "I'm getting ready foo!"
Tweaker guy: "you look like a 3 dollar pipe!"

by Eroticcrybaby April 18, 2016

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Pipe

Slang for handgun

“ Now I get that feeling
Something ain't right
I look to my right
And I'm like, damn
There go that flexin' nigga
He wavin' his pipe” - King Von, Crazy Story pt. 3

by DrillLoreLord April 21, 2021

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