California Math

When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.

Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.

by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025

Math

Math is an acronym

M.A.T.H. stands for

Mental Abuse To Humans

This is Math. : (

by Fice123 October 23, 2018

1st Class Maths

A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.

Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!

by Carry on young one February 20, 2025

Math

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H umans

Bob: Hey Joe what did u do last night

Joe: I did some math

Bob: You should get some therapy for that abuse done to you.

by apersonthathateslife June 21, 2018

Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.

I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.

by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018

; in math

; in math means for to put x; & get x!/x

(50 + 27); = 67; ; in math

by chargingvindiction4 July 27, 2023

IM bad at math

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Person 1: Ugh man IM bad at math
Person 2: man shut yo bi

by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 5, 2022