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coffee cookie

When the pot of coffee sits with coffee in it and it burns so long that the coffee turns into a coffee cookie at the bottom of the pot.
Turn off the coffee maker or we will have a coffee cookie at the bottom.
by 420 Vegetarian October 23, 2022
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2am coffee grind

when you don't study for shit and the consequences of your actions finally catch up w/ you. the exam's tomorrow (...now today) and you don't know what the f is going on except that you're utterly f'd. there's no one else awake except you and your haunting conscience. so study. so suffer. there's nothing else you can do.
My (sane) friend: yo why do you look so tired it's only 9am
Me: I was on the 2am coffee grind, Starbucks cold brew FTW
by ao3+starbucks addict January 5, 2024
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cameron coffee

That one guys who everyone loves secretly, everyone has a secret crush on because he's so damn fly-
by Notthesilverhawkdarkbaked December 10, 2016
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Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.
Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.
by ROBop March 18, 2023
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Coffee Bears

When one roommate wishes to get coffee, 'Coffee Bears' is texted in the house groupchat, so others may join them on their journey.
Roommate A: "Coffee Bears"
Roommate B: "Coming!"
by Shark F. Kennedy June 21, 2024
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coffee

Dumb fucking people who are lazy in the morning an Suck there own cock
Tim: Do you drink coffee
BOB: YES!
Tim: Your GAy
by Cock & Ball tourture March 22, 2021
mugGet the coffeemug.

too much coffee

-“I drink too much coffee
-“bullshit
by Luke.c October 2, 2020
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