change cat

A person that is very good at manipulating a red tape system to accomplish a higher good for all man kind.

Freddie is such a bad ass. He completely convinced higher management to put in his MQ changes even though they are high risk. We could all take a lesson out of this change cat's book.

by ballzakk October 11, 2007

Cat Megex

An aphrodisiac made of ground cat penis mixed with herbal essence.

Tom: Fuck I don't know I just can't get my dick hard off women anymore.
Jerry: Did you try some of that Cat Megex?
Tom: Is it better than viagara?
Jerry: For sure.

by Vanguts February 17, 2009

cat tease

A person that leads a woman to believe that they will have sex with her, then doesn't. Or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesn't let her have it.
(i.e. the female equivalent of a "cock tease")

"His girlfriend showed up after dancing with me for hours. What a fucking cat tease."

or

"Damn lipsticks at this bar. All a bunch of cat teases just trying to get drinks."

by Brooklyn Girl April 24, 2015

cat valium

1.a type of date rape club drug usually used on animals
2. another word for ketamine
3. something you don't want slipped in your drink at a party

carol got some of that cat valium slipped in her coke last night and she was out cold.

by lilliaaan January 9, 2008

Sally Cat

A super cool insanely beautiful girl named Sally.

That Sally Cat is one laid back fly hunny.

by IowanInAZ September 10, 2015

Cat Pandering

Using cats or kittens in a YouTube video to get additional views. This strategy first became known in the movie "Funny People."

Mark: How did this get over 700,000 views!?
Leo: Because people love kittens, and it's a way for me to get my comedy out there.
Mark: That's completely unfair, it's just cat pandering.

by montypark October 10, 2009

Calli Cat

a goth who has anxiety and doesn't smoke

Me: Sup Yo Calli Cat
Calli Cat: I'm a goth who doesn't smoke

by Gucci Gang Gueen January 9, 2019