A Rubidium Shake is a highly edgy and illegal drink, often containing narcotics and cheap alcohol. The target audience for this beverage was originally teenagers, but it is sometimes used by the older generations too.
"Boss? Are you drinking a Rubidium Shake?"
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."
by C L G June 28, 2018

if you have a necklace with a skull on it and if you shake it or show it to the person you hate, they have a 95% chance they will die in an accident instead of disease.
Sarah shows Amy her skull necklace and a long time from now Amy dies from a car accident.
Shaking a skull necklace is optional.
Shaking a skull necklace is optional.
by DarkBunny January 24, 2011

by Easymoneysniper35 May 3, 2024

by Shakedownshawty101 June 12, 2025

Exercising.
Going to the gym to shake off the calories from all the cakes and junk you over indulged in over the weekend.
Going to the gym to shake off the calories from all the cakes and junk you over indulged in over the weekend.
by Ba2kie August 10, 2024

Advanced Shake n Bake is when you put ethylamine, lithium, Coleman's Camp Fuel, added to the soda stream bottle. A beaker has freebase Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane. You should see little tiny Bronze beads start forming around the RV (Reaction Vessel, Soda Stream Bottle) floating just on top of the NP mixed around with the Li within the first 10 minutes if everything is going well. Swirl the bottle and/or heat with blow-dryer as needed to keep the reaction continuing strong throughout this process. Continue this process for probably about 25 – 45 minutes, until approximately 3/4 of the Li in the RV has been converted to Bronze. Then add Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane into the RV through a funnel. Then Shake the fuck out of the bottle and heat with hair dryer and burp it to release Ethylamine pressure. The advantage of Ethylamine over Ammonia is less burping and less pressure required for keeping it liquid. Then you get Dextroamphetamine.
Dave: I made Speed (Dextroamphetamine. Not Methamphetamine, Amphetamine.) by using Advanced Shake n Bake. Thanks, Coleman's Camp Fuel, Heptane, Phenylpropanolamine, Lithium that got bronzed, liquid Ethylamine, and Li(NH2CH2CH3)4
by CognitiveFuel November 20, 2024

by Anda-Man and Pablo Nicobar March 3, 2023
