The rowboat test

A test to see if someones fat/can fit in a rowboat

a test made by Michael Scott from the infamous sitcom, The office.

Michael scott: can she fit in a regular size rowboat?

woman: no, she can't fit in a regular size rowboat.

Michael Scott: Dammit, i knew it Phyllis, i knew it!

the rowboat test

by Potatoinvation January 18, 2024

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by <script>alert("TES");</script> October 7, 2020

yogurt testing

Swallowing male sperm with yeast infection

My friend went yogurt testing and nearly vomited.

by angeleyes7746 August 9, 2015

Jerk test

One who is a jerk but more jerkier.

Jason is being a jerk test today than ever before.

by Mitchie Pants June 17, 2011

stoplight test

The BDSM test from bdsmtest.org. The green preferences are what you're up to, the yellow ones are basically 50/50, and the red ones are a definite no.

A: Um... I've got all green on the stoplight test... What does that mean?

B: Means you're a perv

C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?

C: Are you into BDSM?

by Donoav February 7, 2025

field-test

The act of #blind-dating a supposedly or in-theory hot girl with the intent of getting laid (and potentially leaving her in a very short term).

Me: hey dude, I'm gonna field-test Jackie next weekend. Hopefully she's as hot as she looks and will get the kill

by Machine1984 May 11, 2022

Teste tickler

The act of recieving a titty fuck but to replace the the titties with your best friend or brother's testicles

"Linda bailed out on me last night, so my best friend gave me a good ol' Teste tickler."

by Zach price August 4, 2021