tard pie asshole

What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)

Fucking tard pie asshole, those backshots where amazing

by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025

Tard

To airy rectified drumstick
The act of not listening to someones side of the story

Twonk is a tard

by Wumaxon August 9, 2023

SPUN-TARDED

Meth induced retardation.

When someone has used copious amounts of methamphetamine to the point of retardation.

Man look at that SPUN-TARDED guy. He is talking to the shadow people. Get him a sandwich, shower and a nap

by anonymous March 24, 2022

Tard Guard

Slang for a special education teacher

Person: Look at the tard guard over there.

by JackAttack1U November 19, 2024

Tard

The appearance of a moldy poptart left on the kitchen counter for 1 year.

I forgot to trash a popTARD and it became moldy.

by Bishainator November 12, 2018

Tard

A adjective for a retard but they do not deserve the 're'

William jones you such a tard

by Henry burford November 12, 2017

Au-tard

Slur for an autistic person

With how much you love trains and John Cena, you must be an Au-tard

by CBcooper April 30, 2025